In our regular duties of keeping this site running as smoothly as possibly, we occasionally examine the traffic statistics. Our most recent investigation yielded a pattern true to the Reformed standards upheld by this site’s authors and its fine constituency. How good and pleasant it is when a Sabbath eschatology manifests itself in a blog.
—The Help
Old Life 
We do not have internet access in the kingdom not of this world. No, that is not a problem.
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We simply wanted to say that the pattern of this site’s traffic point forward to that consummated rest when neither bloggers will blog nor readers comment. What currently is a dip in traffic on the Lord’s day will be a permanent 0.
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But..
the sabbath is a Saturday.
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Amen! Maranatha! Bring down the dip! This may be the first time I’ve ever witnessed a blog openly celebrating a dip in traffic.
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Ya know, you could enforce the Sabbath simply by rigging the website to point to Google every Sunday.
Just kidding.
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Ok, Christian Sabbath.
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Even on the Sabbaths when the Eagles win?
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Lane, and we have the admin guy to thank for this post, which I do.
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